Funny SMS For Friends

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A child had never seen his hips
Once his teacher hit him on his hips.
Child com back 2 home & c da mirror
& said Kamini ne do tukde kerdiya.

Ek pal mein Jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka who jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi


Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?


studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)



Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka kar,
Aye dost TU manjil ko paye.
Kabhi teri raho me andhera aaye,
To roshni ke liye khuda hame jalaye….!

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.


Jinke bo hota hey, bo hatt meyn hilate heyn
Jinke bo nehni hota heyn bo ungly laga kar hilate heyn.
Pata hey kya hey bo ? Bo hey tooth brush.


You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!


Biwi ka antim sanskar kar ek aadmi ghar ja raha tha.
Achanak….. Bijli chamki tufan Aaya aur barish Hui,
Dukhi Aadmi bola “Lagta Hai Pahuch Gayi...!


Kabhi Kabhi
Mere Dil Me
Khayal Aata Hai...
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..
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Kabhi Kabhi
Mere Dil Me
Khayal Aata Hai....
Kaha Thana
Kabhi Kabhi Aata Hai,
Aaj Nahi Aaya
Aane Ke Baad Bataunga...!


U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*