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Double Meaning SMS

• Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
  Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
  Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you! :D
  
  Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain.
  Jabki zindgi ke sabse haseen lamhe bina kapdo ke guzar jate hain
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  Yaha Bachpan ki baat ho rahi hai ji !!
  
• Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
  aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
  Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
  
  
  Doctor: KUNDI :D 
• Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao!
  Wife: Kyu?
  Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki,
  raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!
  
• Girl: Dua karo main Fail ho jaon..
  Friend: Kyun?
  Girl: Abbu ne kaha hai ke..
  1st aayi To LAPTOP..
  2nd aayi To MOBILE Aur
  Fail Ho gayi to Shadi karva doon ga!!
  
• Ek ladki raste se akeli jaa rahi thi.
  Ek ladka bola madam ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
  Ladki- bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
  Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..!!!