Send Online Fuuny Jokes
“Yes I love you.
You are so cute, smart.
My mother also likes you very much.
My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously.
So plz don't say no to my proposal.
Accept me as ur dearest, loveliest younger sister.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”
Girlfriend is Hot Water,
Lover is Mineral Water,
Wife is Corporation Water,
Relationship is Kaveri Water,
But “FRIENDSHIP” is pure Rain Water!
Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.
A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.
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