Dating Quotes Funny
1.I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
2."A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows."
3.Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
4."Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, 'Which one, Hades?'"
5."Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." Ambrose Bierce
6."What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked at the end of it."
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