Sexy & Adult SMS

Hindi& English Adult Sms

Sexy & Adult SMS Photo

Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United Guess What he has written?.
Woman chest are Divided.. !

Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila
jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega
warana halwa jal jayega:

LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I forget to put space between PEN IS.

sexy & Adult SMS Photo

Girl: Tumne mujh mein aisa kya dekha jo tume mujse pyar ho gya?
Boy: Darling.. Abhi kuch dekha kahan hai, Dekne k liye hi toh pyar kiya h