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1.A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen

2.The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house

3.Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.

4.A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

5.Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them.