Medical Quotes

Funny Medical Quotes

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1.My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

2.I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. ~James H. Boren

3.The doctor of the future will no longer treat the human frame with drugs, but rather will Cure and prevent disease with nutrition." Thomas Edison

4."He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines."

5."It takes five years to learn when to operate and twenty years to learn when not to."

6."Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is."