whatsapp Funny sms

whatsapp Funny sms Messages

Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To,
Ap Kya Krte Ho?
Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu
Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To?
Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.

Teri Ummeed Tera Intezar Karte Hain.
Hum Tumhe Paane Ki Dua Karte Hain.
Milogi Ek Din Humse Kisi Mod Pe,
Iss Umeed Se Hum Tanha Jiya Karte Hain.

Customar: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao
Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
Nagin Ka Nahi

Saalo bad aaj fir wo sama He
Unki yaade mere dil me aaj bi jawaa He
Aaj bi unki aas lagaye betha hu me
Palke bhig gai meri par najane wo kaha He.