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Forgetting friend is a 

Crime 

ignoring them is a 

Shame 

Liking them is a 

Pleasure 

Thinking of them is a 

Necessity 

N disturbing them 

‘Oye! Haq Banta hai na yr!’a

kahate hain Uparwala ne har kisi ke lie
kisi na kisi ko banaaya hai…
kaheen mere vaale ne aatmahatya to nahin
karali....Pagali mil hi nahin rahi hai

Boy: bus aur ladki ek jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RIKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chale aate hain.

The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. that's why I Love You :)


In my life, I learned how 2 love 2 smiles 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn't learn how.. 2 stop remembering u.By Ikram marwat

Girlfriend: aaj se hamaara rishta khatm, ham ek dusare ko saare Gifts vaapas karate hain.
Papu: theek hai, Mobile Recharge se shuroo karate hain.
GF: jaanu, ab mazaak bhi nahin kar sakti kya?

Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"

Stylish Breakup-
The boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
G.F: what the hell wud i
do with this Diwali rocket??
Boy: you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost.

What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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..
...
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!