Funny SMS

Funny SMS

☺ This is Ultimate

Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..???
Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by the surgical strike.

☺ Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

☺ Perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self-respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

 Well........ u know my name right..?

☺ Hajj and Holy river bathing are for innocent Poor Good people not for Rich & VIP.
Coz, the High Court and Supreme Court was the sin of the rich person & VIP.

☺ Laugh, until U have teeth...
YOU can not Smile Later!!! funny English SMS!

☺ Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day... Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS Day.