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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.


School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....


Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....!


Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE


Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa,
aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!


Ever wondered why we have gaps between our fingers ...
So dat 1 day u meet someone who comes and tels you " ye le cigrette pee le"


Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.


Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?"
BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...


kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..


Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae


Past is experience! Present is experiment!
Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment
2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...!

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