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Teacher: Jawani aur
Burhape me farQ btao...?
Student: Jawani me mobile me
HASEENON
k numbers hote hain,
Aur Burhape me
HAKEEMON k ;-)


Log Kehte Hai KKhuda Ne Aapko Badi Fursat Me Banaya Hai....
Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar...Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Hote Hai.


jab sapne bikhar jaate hain
tab apne yaad aate hain
jab tak thokar nahi lagti kisiko
gair hi sabse apne nazar aate hain


Agar aap ko kabhi meri koi baat ya SMS
bura lage to aap ko pura hak hai ki
aap apna mobile jor se diwar pe de mare.
Aap ki khushi se jyada kuch nahi hai mere liye.


Kisi Mahaan Hasti Ne Kaha Hai:

Aurat Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talaash Mei,

Aur Baqi Aadhi Us Ki Talaashi Mei Guzar Jati Hai.. :-)


Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.


Michael jackson marne se pehle kaise the patha hai!
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Maloom nahi to janlo
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Zinda tha....!
Plz improve ur knowledge...


Plz Iss sMs Ko Kal Prhna,
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Ruk Jao
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Ruk Jao Plz
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Ruko Na
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Ruk Jaa
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Ruk Oye
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Ruk Na
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Mujhe Pta Tha Tum Nahi RukoGe
Main Msg he kal kron ga.


love u
I love u
I love u
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I love u very much...
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Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi,
Laila majnoo se magar bechari ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi.:-


"Romance"
Kahan Se Shuru Hota Hai..?
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Socho
socho..
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Socho.
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Nahi Pata?
Mai Batata Hun
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Stupid Romance "R" Se Shuru Hota Hai itna b ni pta.


Wo Khush Ikhlaqi,

Wo Piyari Aankhen,

Wo Masoom Chehra,

Wo Umda ZAHEN,

Wo Nice Personality,
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Aap Ko YÄÄD Hai Na..?

GOOD!
HAAN HAAN,

MAI AB BHI WAISi Hi HOON.....


Tera 'SmS' Na Ane Per Mai Yehi Kah0n Ga "FARAZ"
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Tenu Mobile Kinne Dilaya 'ßHOOTNI' K:-)


GOLDEN WORDS:
Agar Tum Jise Bohat Piyar Karte Ho Ussy
Na Paa Sako To
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Us Ka Number mujhe De Dena...!


VFONE menu main apka swagat hai
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Rishte k LIAY 1 dial kare
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Mngni k LIAY 2 dial kare
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SHADI k LIAY 3 dial kare
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Aur
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apni pasund ki shadi k liye apni Maa ka number dial kare. :-