Send Free Online Short Naughty SMS Messages
Sardar sms 2 his BOSS: I am sick, no work today
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
2 hr later sardar sms 2 boss:Me ok ur wife very sweet
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,“O” ko dabake,
“V” mein dalo,jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya
A man while making love 2 his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha you are sweeter then my wife’.
The maid smiled and said‘i know bcoz the driver alwys tell me so....!
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed,on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty..!
Boy:U r Sunshine of My Life.
Without U Life Is Cloudy.
U r in My Heart Like Rainy Water 4 Barren Land.
Girl:Is it Proposal or Weather Report ?
Larki:Doctor sahib mere SEENAY me dardhe.
Doctor:Hum harmarz ka ilaaj choose k karte hain.
Khirki se 1man jhaank k :Hmarabe pishab band hai.
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