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Boy : How can I tell her I love her?
Girl : Just do it! It’ll be fine!
Boy : Okay, let’s practice with you first.
Girl : Great…
Boy : …I love you
Girl : I love you too…. See?! It’s so easy, go tell her now!
Boy : I just did… ;)
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.
His Wife Yelled: How Would You Feel If You Dont See Me For Two Days?
The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: That Would Be Great!
Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too...
On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... :D :D :D
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D
SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming,
making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.
ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :D
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :D
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :D
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :D
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation :P :D
Students Vs Teachers :-
When We are in Class. We Are Students.
When they are in class They are Scholars.
When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,
When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters,
When they Copy they Quote
When We don't do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don't do, they are Busy,
When We Joke in class, We are Jokers,
When They are joke, They r Witty :P
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