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☺ This is Ultimate

Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..???
Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by the surgical strike.

☺ Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

☺ Perfect things in life u should never lose:
1. Character
2. Self-respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5. ????

 Well........ u know my name right..?

☺ Hajj and Holy river bathing are for innocent Poor Good people not for Rich & VIP.
Coz, the High Court and Supreme Court was the sin of the rich person & VIP.

☺ Laugh, until U have teeth...
YOU can not Smile Later!!! funny English SMS!

☺ Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day... Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS Day.

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Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To,
Ap Kya Krte Ho?
Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu
Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To?
Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.

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When a Girl Accepts ur Friend Request

it means she accepted ur "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend Request

it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag u

it means she wants to share her Thoughts with u

'n not that She's Lost in ur Thoughts..

When she comments on ur status

it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..

When She Like ur comment

it means She like ur Comment not u. !

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,

Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,

Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…

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 Boy : How can I tell her I love her?
Girl : Just do it! It’ll be fine!
Boy : Okay, let’s practice with you first.
Girl : Great…
Boy : …I love you
Girl : I love you too…. See?! It’s so easy, go tell her now!
Boy : I just did… ;)



A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.
His Wife Yelled: How Would You Feel If You Dont See Me For Two Days?
The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: That Would Be Great!
Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too...
On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... :D :D :D


 This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D


SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming,
making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.