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When a Girl Accepts ur Friend Request

it means she accepted ur "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend Request

it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag u

it means she wants to share her Thoughts with u

'n not that She's Lost in ur Thoughts..

When she comments on ur status

it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..

When She Like ur comment

it means She like ur Comment not u. !

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,

Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,

Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…

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 Boy : How can I tell her I love her?
Girl : Just do it! It’ll be fine!
Boy : Okay, let’s practice with you first.
Girl : Great…
Boy : …I love you
Girl : I love you too…. See?! It’s so easy, go tell her now!
Boy : I just did… ;)



A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.
His Wife Yelled: How Would You Feel If You Dont See Me For Two Days?
The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: That Would Be Great!
Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too...
On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... :D :D :D


 This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D


SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming,
making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.